subtext says...

prince–kiriona:

romanceyourdemons:

hatingongodot:

iwantthatdickgrayson:

dipshitmccumstain:

british-catgirl:

mioxenoblade:

tolbre:

mioxenoblade:

mioxenoblade:

Ok but with how twitter and reddit are dying. What if tumblr actually takes off. What if the white house starts posting important things on tumblr. What if Joe biden announcement gets edited to cock monolog

What’s kung pow penis?

*sighs*

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kaijuno:

Wait this is funny

honestlydarkprincess:

gingerhaze:

you’re my king and I’m your lionheart

(Am I actually posting on Tumblr again??? Idk but it seems as good a time as any doesn’t it)

imissthembutitwasntadisaster:

imissthembutitwasntadisaster:

What if you loved me so much it literally undoomed me haha jk unless

What if I had so much faith in you it literally reshaped the narrative into a happy ending HAHA JK UNLESS

queerlywren:

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

Uterusless and slightly drugged up ❤️

Reblog this post to get your reproductive system removed and to have two giant dykes lovingly squirt a syringe full of drugs into your mouth

acerbikitty:

we need more unpleasant female characters. not even evil necessarily. jerkwads and basketcases and people who just suck to be around. I want to read about women who I would never want to share a blunt with in a billion years

cyndakiller:

escuerzoresucitado:

memewhore:

capnsoapy:

innovative moves from elon today huh

skelegun:

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:

The fucking horse girls are trying to recruit me

Diagnosed with blood horses

kenstewycoded:

its like i always say. at least we have homoerotic cannibalism

not-mariahcarey: